Akpos: Papa, take me to Tantalizers,
Papa: Spell Tantalizers
Akpos: laughing, na joke o! Na KFC I want, shey make I spell am?
Spiritual problem is when u trek 10km to work just to get there and realize that you forgot the office key at home. So you managed to trek back home leaving your heavy bag at the office doorstep...
On getting home, you realized that your house key is in the bag you left at the Office Doorstep... You got upset,but had no choice, so you trekked back the office again, picked up your bag angrily, and trekked your way back home again..
On getting hom ... see more
Igbo man who survived a car
accident found himself in a
hospital bed ..woke up to see his
household members(family)
around him..& he asked..
.
NA WHO COME DEY SHOP?..
Attention! Attention!! Attention!!! Pls who is into long term relationship like 6-10 years? I need your past questions...

ADD YOUR OWN BREAKING NEWS:
1. Okada killed two people inside trailler...
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2. Christiano Ronaldo impreginate Funke
Akindele...
.
3. Lil Wayne features Pasuma in his new
single...
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4, Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January...
.
5. Baba suwe joined Illuminati, signed in
by Jay z...
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6. Beyonce is in love with Terry G...
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7. Primary school pupils don dey graduate
at class primary ... see more
I still don't understand how NIGERIAN coacroches survive inside Microwave, Gas cooker oven etc. U will be warming food and you will see them walking outside like Shedrack, Meshack and Abednego.
Maybe they also serve a Mighty God.
Anybody with an explanation?????

Do you know any graduate with 1st Class,
2.1, 2.2
or
HND Lower Credit
in any of the following fields -
Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,/Computer science,
Food Tech,
Accounting,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science or
any Arts course?
Can the person speak En ... see more
I bought 3 sachet water yesterday and I asked Aunty Ola for Nylon, and she said she doesn't give Nylon for anything less than 100 Naira. So I left, This morning I bought MTN 100 and asked for Nylon. Up till Now, She is still looking at me as if I Smoke Weed and i'm still standing here, waiting for Nylon. Should I Go Home?


And you're asking me why am i still single.
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Abeg, a girlfriend that cannot collect #200 from me to prepare fried rice and goat meat, garnished with two fried eggs to go with chilled hollandia milk, and bring back #85 for me as change.
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Mtchwwww
.
I said Mtchwwwwwww
.
IS THAT ONE A GIRLFREIND????

My Grandma took my cup of tea that I mix with codeine
Now she is taking selfie with my calculator, so my parents are thinking it's old age.
Should I tell them???
*Evening*

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus..
Wife: What do you mean ??
Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!
Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll also do like Mary.
Husband: what do u mean ?
Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."
Please, please and please don't ever go near a burning stove with your phone o...pls this is a serious warning, it happened recently.A friend of mine was cooking rice at night and the rice was almost done until NEPA took the light so she switched on the torch on her phone to continue cooking her food, she just started using it when all of a sudden, something happened. Her phone rang and she picked the call then after picking up the phone she cut the call and by then, the food was done and she ate it.
Thanks for reading
I'm in my room now, come nd beat me

I nearly fell off third mainland bridge when i asked a girl that if a man who farms is called a farmer then wot about a woman who farms then she said farmress