10 Differences Between "jacking" And "studying"...

For a start, jacking means to manually upload facts into one part of the brain for easy download few moments later. Let's enjoy the hilarious but true differences.

1. Knowledge gotten from jacking lasts a few weeks or months but knowledge obtained from study lasts a life time.

2. Most students jack, a few true scholars study.

3. Regrettably and almost inconceivably, Nigerian tertiary institutions are structured in such an ugly way that jacking begets greater grades than study which may even lead to failure. What are you studying? What the lecturer does not know or what you may never understand?

4. The ladies are better off at jacking while guys are slightly better off at studying.

5. Jacking produces unemployable graduates while studying produces erudite individuals.

6. The reward of jacking is A,s and B,s; the reward for study is wisdom and success.

7. Jacking is done by "Jackophytes" while studying is done by "Scholars".

8. Jacking produces mono-dimentional sudents while studying produces versatile minds.

9. A little systemic error can distort the knowledge obtained from jacking while it will take only death to delete knowledge obtained from studying.

10. Jacking involves just memorizations while studying involves reasoning and meditation.

So, do you study or do you jack?