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TYPES OF STUDENTS YOU WILL MEET IN SOME OF THE DEPARTMENTS IN HIGHER INSTITUTIONS

Types Of Students You Will Meet In Some Of The Departments In Higher Institutions...

OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp,cute and neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by the time u set ur eyes on their guys u will become discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants on earth.
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MED LAB : Students found in this department both the girls and the boys are believed to be advanced community secondary school students searching for green pastures in the university with their white and blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till i catch one
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LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary school,always galavating round the school premises looking like hungry teachers that have not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.
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Marketing: Only the name will give u a little Idea to where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers found in the university. Evolution made it known that they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred to continue their good work in the university.
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ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their girls. U will concur with me that some shapes have been discovered by scientist barley looking at the legs of some girls like c Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape etc.
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Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make u cry. If u are under this discipline please clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor.
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ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls in this department but they are believed to exist only in the early 60's. Their guys are now frustrated to the extent some are now doing change of course not minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo.
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PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite but yet they are been duped in school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia.
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NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the university ''pharoah please let my people go'
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POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their course gene.
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MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but boastful. Always feeling like without them nothing moves. Big heads. Combining their heads together u will make a good okada seat.
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HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always wearing one type of clothe to school all the time.
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MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like the admit students according to looks because It will be hard for u to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys.. looking very neat and well kept.
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MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in university history with block heads and hippy students. Always making noise in class.
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INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but they don't know where the are heading to in respect to the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of Chemistry and see definition that will make u fall down and die.
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MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys... will u blame them after all that is what the are studying.
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FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that can't cook that re looking forward to cook well in future.
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LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or write so the are aided by allowing them spend the rest of their years in school learning it.
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PHARMACY: Filled with Indigenous and Industrious cute students. So sophisticated and brainy.
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NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always gossiping in class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking like expired recharge cards.
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COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well educated criminals that sort their lives out after examination
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ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in future...without seeing what to draw to earn money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
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ENGLISH AND LITERALLY STUDIES: Always carrying dictionary that looks like book of life"" yet they dont release atom.

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Dasliva99
Engineering?? We can't be in such list tho
2016-03-16  07:54:37 pm Delete
Rachie
Am just too proud of U 4 Ur sense of humour.
2016-03-16  07:55:09 pm Delete
Ismaight
Lol, @Dasilva exactly what I wanted to say.
We can't be in such a list.
If you're for engine, you're for engine.
If you're not, you're not.
Our girls rock tho
2016-03-16  07:56:40 pm Delete
Olamide
Medicine got me laughing
2016-03-16  07:57:15 pm Delete
Temi1918
Mass comm is always there. I love dat
2016-03-16  07:57:21 pm Delete
Faidat
Why that for computer science ?
2016-03-16  07:57:37 pm Delete