8 Kinds Of People You'll Find In A Student Hostel...

The HungerBad crew

These ones carry spoons in their pockets everywhere they go. Some even carry spoons to their lecture halls so as to branch to their coursemates room after classes and get some "base".

Their nose is very sensitive as they can perceive the aroma of your delicacy 10 blocks away.They arrive at your doorstep in seconds and they devour the meal you had future plans for.


The SUs

If you have them in your hostel you don't need an Alarm as their " skalaboshing" will definitely wake you up every morning.Their voices can be heard two hostels away.I love them for one thing however they are very respectful and will greet you almost prostrating calling you "brother" no matter how rasta u are.


The borrowers crew

These ones can borrow anything u have including your underwear.They come to you and start with words like "Baba I fit see matches for your hand" The moment you give them they automatically start borrowing everything you have including your underwears.

Some of them even go as far as borrowing cooked food "Baba I fit borrow one plate of beans and garri, I go give u back I swear"


The Runs Girls crew

These ones entertain all sorts of jollof be it Ghanian or Nigerian jollof.Different species of men flocks in and out every second.Most times you can't sleep well because of the things you hear at night.

You can never cheat these ladies as most of them walk around with a POS.


The runs boy crew:

They bring in different girls every minute, green,white,yellow,black, thin, fat, tall, short, as far it's a girl


The beans cooker crew:

They are specialist when it comes to cooking beans, my neighbor next door is a typical example, in fact they cook only beans


The boyfriend and girlfriend crew:

They stay together and act like husband and wife, you see them wearing same clothes sef, one recently got pregnant and she is proud of it


The g-boys crew:

They are very flashy, you see them wearing the latest clothes and using the latest gadgets while different girls flock around them

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